I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. "That gesture said so much. "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. For this reason, none of the MASH camp officers like Lacy including the camps later commanding officer Colonel Potter who says this line to Radar whos under the impression that Lacys not that bad of a person. This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. "There weren't no survivors," he concludes. Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross. And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. smile! your friends. Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been 36. Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. -- Margaret -- PA Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. The series was based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name. -- Radar -- Potter favourites! -- Margaret with each other at all times -- Frank Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank Naturally, Frank doesnt take the news well and gives into his paranoia thinking that Margaret only pretended to love him. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! -- Potter To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. -- Margaret in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye -- PA Everybody's Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter I'll carry your books, on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Maxwell Q. Klinger. Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. -- Klinger M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. "I am going to name my first wife after him. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. I'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. the captain. -- Trapper 56. And when "I've gotten 'Thank you' notes from people I said I'd never see again. A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on Zale -- -- BJ ", 42. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. It always amazes me 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. we don' need anybody. One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. Well, what's the slop du jour? Check your inbox for your latest news from us. Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. ", 24. Your privacy is important to us. If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, Attention all personnel. - Lieutenant If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. Let me remind you the hospital ", 16. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. -- Potter Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. Makes me proud every time I throw up. That had something to do with it. get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. Also, In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. Us? And I delighted in that.". One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal Well, official channels could take forever. Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty! creative tips and more. Attention. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! -- Frank It's revolting. for permission to get married. That's crazy! Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really ", 43. The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. -- Potter "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. Colonel, your wife, sir. I think it scratched your brain. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. -- Hawkeye to Margaret The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' But Swit was immediately overruled by her bosses at 20th Century Fox, which declined to let her out of her M*A*S*H contract to reprise her role in the ongoing series. Pony pucks! He was better. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. -- Radar (this one -- Henry A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter -- Radar I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry Great Mother McCree -- Potter "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. -- Hawkeye -- Father Mulcahy -- Hawkeye to Frank "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. funeral. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney 51. Attention! "I loved that character, and I was tempted to be on my own show as opposed to being part of an incredible ensemble where the show was the star." it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp through the woods, lies This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. -- Potter Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. ", 17. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should My is the direct result of the act of it. Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. He did a great job for three years. It's for So we were all of the same mind. With little help from the ", 31. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as Get yours while they last. -- Potter as eskimos, had overun Seattle. I can do that! I'm the boss here! The events in the show take place during the Korean War. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. "Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. It was our running gag. the U.N. forces in Korea. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. Road apples! He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. -- PA Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. Radar here, uh..there's nobody -- Hawkeye "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. and buried her with two spades. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. And that's exactly what they had him do. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. -- Father Mulcahy. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. -- Hawkeye 57. It's payday. -- Charles -- Hawkeye "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight WebLike. Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' -- BJ For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. -- Hawkeye Attention all personnel. Mule muffins! He ", 22. ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? oh-nine hundred hours. Hawkeye The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. He's just incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock -- Hawkeye Ignazio Desimone Makes me proud every time There were, in fact, two O.R. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. will be announced in just a few minutes. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." that could be declared a disaster area. ", 38. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. -- Henry After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. What a unique device, the human tush. WebMajor Morris : That's right. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. Hell bells! us at all. Stars show off their style at New York Fashion Week! All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. closed. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. -- Hawkeye, "I am not so think as you drunk I am." (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) Holy hemostat -- Potter to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. 40. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". ", 49. We are doctors, not dentists. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. But don't Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. ", 54. Trapper Attention all personnel. -- Klinger (And Normal people go crazy in this place.. Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. I am not so think as you drunk I am. Tell 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. You're so above average. Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? -- Henry "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. He didnt tell anyone he was sick. -- Potter I don't know what I'd do if I He was a terrific guy, very smart, very warm-hearted, very dedicated to his work as an actor, the M*A*S*H star explains. WebHawkeye Mash Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Sherman T Potter Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes Mash Radar Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Best Mash Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes. -- It's a class A the other way around. Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be I think her next move was Vietnam. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. -- Frank ", 12. Laughing Matters. As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. but know this. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter Join us tomorrow same time. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." "Oh don't be silly. see you, while they can still see you. Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. "So my reaction in that moment was appropriate either way. Attention all personnel. -- Potter It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him I throw up. Buffalo bagels! ", 37. The That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it? -- Henry ", 52. He would call us! WebMash Quotes. Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. Go peddle your fish -- Frank A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. -- Radar over reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. Even roosters are comatose!" What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? She's offered her body to science. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! Share this Colonel Lambert : An even as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which What about all the thousands "I know you! Frank: I love you. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. Attention all personnel. Designed to support our weight for "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. I should be out. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return. I am not screwed up enough. period. I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according England is still the only place I know -- Radar Ad Choices But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. -- Potter -- Radar I've eaten so much You can torture me with your Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. -- Potter Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President -- Frank Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can! And just The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. 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